Hi, everyone!  Welcome to my website, which I hope you’ll find moderately entertaining and replete with “non-fake news,”  at least about me, since I can guarantee I have followed myself closely since birth. You can check out my writing, from columns to articles to books, or at least get directions on how to find those things, and you also can get a view of my artwork and find out when the next Del-Crustaceans gig is. (FYI—the Dels’ motto since inception has been, “Music for Parties or Brawls!”)